U.S.A.F.  Public Relations Nightmare: Bat-People Real The United States Air Force has admitted to what some critics are calling "shmeesearch:" The alleged practice of "Dark Arts" in data collection protocols, using privately owned, patented communication techniques. They can apparently make multi-dimentional recordings that can be stored in peoples minds and bodies. Like a kind of file-sharing, this technology spreads information out over multiple people, and can jump and change to accomodate how many bodies are available, and geographic locations. These techniques include a kind of virtual reality movie recording of any space for any duration, or of any persons experience at any time anywhere in the world. Projects with outrageous names like Unbelievable Time Distortion and Space Is The Place, are resulting in other shocking discoveries. One such initiative providing data in a report about "transdimentional beings."  The Federal government is looking into a claim involving the ability of captive wolves and lions to transmit images directly to the human brain, outside the jurisdiction of the FCC. Another example is cited in recently released documents describing a pair of lioness-headed Egyptian goddess statues discovered off the coast of Spain, in 2007, while trying to teleport a man from the West Point Military Academy in New York, to a lab in New Mexico. In 1972!!  Leading military analysts point to evidence of an undiscovered territory that has existed for centuries, populated by beings best described as unobservable to the naked eye. These beings are depicted in everything from ancient artifacts to saturday morning cartoons. They often appear to have features of both the animal and human form.   Their progeny is less elusive: wolf lion dog people dressed in sporty 80s era spandex gear to fight erotic battles, commonly observed in their natural habitats straddling lines that divide gender and species, play and violence. Illustrating the need for simultaneous tension and release. Accumulating a charge, like a battery, if contained within certain alignments of conductive and insulating materials. This is a possible explanation for these creatures’ fashion choices and wrestling holds. Researchers are looking in to the way people process modifications to the human form, in the areas of sight, sound, touch, and yes even taste.  They are interested in the way the processing of these specific modifications (such as tails, fur, etc..) manifest in the firing of neurons. There seem to be useful patterns in the processing of such modifications. These patterns become good locations for electro-magnetically storing meta-information inside unsuspecting civilians' minds or "body fields." Most fascinating is how these storage techniques do not appear to differentiate from Normal Thoughts on most equipment designed to anylize the human brain.